Gentrification Pillows

"Hear this. The new 'in' place is the Bronx."

"This is my wife, Katerina, formerly of Bloomingdale's."

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

You called me, boss? Yes. I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we've found. I want you to stop doing that. At least until I'm done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don't need any competitors driving up the prices. Very bad man. When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

acne / ' ackney...

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I didn't spark joy."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Bowling ball head.

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

Al's Skylines

"Here's your problem."

"The area has recently moved from being a dump to being an expensive dump."

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."