Anti-gentrification Advocate Pillows

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"We don't serve your kind."

"We need to really FOCUS on our customers if we're to rip them off to inflate our profits."

The Master Race Revealed...

'I wish the city fathers would do more about its citizens' health care needs!'

"Thanks for auditioning, you're too dark for the part but we were really impressed at how well you conveyed 'frustration' "

Police Shooting

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

Internet Uprising

'I wish I could claim David Irving had never happened.'

"When you bought your politician, you knew you'd have to walk him at least twice a day."

Asian-American Hate

Look for Office Friendly and Go the Other Way

"Smack, nibble... look at all this garbage! People like to go for a walk in nature but the fill it with trash. They have no manners at all..."

AIDS Medicine... Do not use in case of Kidney disease, Heart complaints and poverty.

Midtown Meta-Moment

'I'm not worried about ageism - I'm just keeping it real'

'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

Capitalism sinks while Karl Marx's Capital stays afloat.

"Do you know the law?"

'I guess it is. At least the beggar from around the corner starved to death yesterday.'

Help me show the bastards!

'Your sense of entitlement is beginning to show.'

"It's disgusting how they'll commercialize anything!"

"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."

Supa Savers and Hyper Market surround Cornered Shop.

Mayor Hoffman attempts to screen the abuses of office by the 'ring' in New York

How Development Aid Works. . .

Mark Duggan shooting aftermath: 'Can't you find anything else anarchic to do with yourself?'