Genome Mapper Mugs

Maps of the Human Genome

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Can I have a look at the map?

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Smart Bomb.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

'So much for your internal compass.'

London map drawn from memory.

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

Iraq and the road ahead...

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

Garden genomes.

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

Petro Poroshenko

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Line of Old Farts Down the Middle of America