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'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Distance to avoid contagion

"I've outgrown my backpack."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

Christo's greatest challenge.

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

'I wish you'd learn to put the lid on your petri dish, Harry! We came hear with four kids, and now it looks like we've got 20 million!'