Geneticists Pillows

'Perhaps you could give him a touch of astigmatism. Kids with glasses are sooo cute!'

Mammon Stores R and D - "Brainstorm is working on trying to discover the shopoholic gene."

Unknown to the rest of the world, members of the scientific community have been making their own babies to order for quite some time now.

Dairy Products "It must be that genetically modified stuff"

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"There's a fly in my soup."

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

'Well, we always said as long as he's got ten fingers and ten toes . . .'

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Robotic Man

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"You're such a good listener."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Jr. cloning kit

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

A day at the transgenic races

"WHich one is mine?"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Jurassic Pork

Family DNA