Genetic Inheritance Geek Prints

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

A day at the transgenic races

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"I've been genetically modified!"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

DNA Analysis.

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

'ADN'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

DNA Xmas.

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."