Generational Topics Gifts

"Your generation doesn't know cursive."

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

'They're not reliable.'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"How did people waste time before computers?"

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid of, and the following generation buys again.'

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

Whatever in the Sixties?

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."

'New pants! Why, did you know your grandfather didn't get his first pair of long pants until he was 16 years old.'