'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'
Generational Music Critic Prints
Decorate their wall with prints that celebrate musical heritage and humor. These stylish posters are ideal for any wall that reverberates with musical history.
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."
"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."
"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."
Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.
Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.
"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"
"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"
'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'
The Music Critic.
Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.
"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."
"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"
"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"
Mega-Corp Pictures. This film will tell a story about Frederick the Great censuring one of his favorite musicians. "The Empire Strikes Bach"!
A singer being criticised
'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'
Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.
In the Year 2525
"What do you mean, who are my influences?"
"Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity, if only through the lyrics of a Coldplay song!"
"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."
Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.
'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'
"Nice, but not Pavarotti''
Focus Groupies
The New York Times-Carnegie Hall Poll
"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."
Smashed harp...
"Greatest Band?"
Young Simon Cowell
"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"
"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"
'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'
Generational Music Critic Prints Collection
Generational Music Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate musical generations. Perfect for tasting their favorite brew while reminiscing about legendary tunes.
Generational Music Critic Pillows
Brighten their living space with pillows that feature fun and nostalgic musical designs. Ideal for any music critic’s home.
Generational Music Critic T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that speak to every music fan’s heart. Great for casual wear and showing off their musical tastes.