Genealogy Explorers Mugs

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Family DNA

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

Conspiracy Theory Books

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

"Dad, are you absolutely sure I'm not adopted?"

"That is why you never forget your roots."

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"A beautiful baby. Who does he take after?"

"That's two days after you were born."

Man: 'My family tree is infested with termites.'