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'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Computer Expert

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Now all we need is a good script."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Ever killed a man?"

Duplass Brothers

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"I have grave news."

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'It's my job to be nosy!'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."