"I'm afraid we can't insure you Mr Smith. It appears you carry the gene for insurance fraud"
Gene Genealogy Geek T-Shirts
Celebrate your fascination with genetics and family trees with our gene-themed t-shirts. Designed for the geek with a sense of humor, these shirts make a fun statement about your passion.
'Einsteiners.'
'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'
Gifts for a cloned baby!
'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'
On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,
"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."
Eurydice is bitten by a snake
'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'
Several generations live together in Cuba
Family DNA
'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'
"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."
"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."
Welsh airport arrivals.
Macbeth: Take Two
School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!
'He's got your nose.'
"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."
'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'
"I've been genetically modified!"
"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."
Gene Therapy
'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'
Frankenstein's Ancestry
"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."
Genetic Fingerprinting.
'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'
Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree
Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!
"You get your hair from your father's side..."
Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.
Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.
Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab
"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."
Gene Genealogy Geek T-Shirts Collection
Gene Genealogy Geek Mugs
Explore our selection of gene and genealogy-themed mugs, perfect for anyone passionate about DNA and family histories.
Gene Genealogy Geek Pillows
Brighten your space with pillows featuring clever gene and genealogy designs. Ideal for nerdy comfort and style.
Gene Genealogy Geek Prints
Add personality to your home or office with prints dedicated to genealogy and genetics. Stylish, witty, and perfect for the curious mind.