Gender Therapist Pillows

'Oh no, not you again,'

International Women's Day.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"How is it gendered?"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

Complaints departement for men and women.