Gender Surprise Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Corporate Punishment.

"Woof"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Gender Reveal

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

Happy Birthday MUM!

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

This is classical in hiring: she's trying to unsettle the candidate to find out how he reacts point blank to the unexpected.

Surprise is the key to success.