Gender Studies Advocate Gifts

Snooki employs her children, Lorenzo and Giovanna, to announce that she will be raising her next child gender neutral.

"I'm a guy on the outside, but I feel like a chick on the inside."

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Gender Equality

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Men Win Again

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

Tucker Ratings Gold