Gender Role Commentators Mugs

A shared passion

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Corporate Punishment.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"Should I wait till the tail stops wagging before I stick it with my fork?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

Climbing Beard

"If it please the court, I'd like to act as my own plucky young female attorney."

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

'My mother works very hard all day, and doesn't like to spend her evenings coping with laundry.'

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

"Alpha Male."

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

The Imperfect Hostess