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"Grown men! There's no such thing, Molly."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

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Prejudice/Empathy

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Gone Bookkeepin'

"How is it gendered?"

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Pole Vault Rules

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...