'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'
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Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex
"Now there's a relationship that's working!"
"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"
'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'
Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.
There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done
"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"
Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.
“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”
The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.
Corporate Punishment.
"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"
"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"
(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)
"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to
"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."
Burlyesque
Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.
"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"
*Sigh*
'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'
Gender Symbols
'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'
"He must be very secure in his masculinity."
"Should I wait till the tail stops wagging before I stick it with my fork?"
"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."
"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"
A shared passion
"Back from hunting with nothing again?"
Primo Ballerino.
It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.
Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman
"Being a lazy slob is part of my identity. Keep on nagging and I'll report you to our diversity officer!"
"I think we made a lot of progress today."
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