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"Of course I know where the kitchen is, it's where I keep my beer."

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

"And note how the male tries to achieve dominance by hoarding the remote."

Women and manners in the army.'After you...'

'Gather, maybe, but no wife of mine is going to hunt!'

"I wouldn't normally bother, but she's not ironed me a shirt for the morning."

The Men-Only Cemetery.

Violence against women.

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

His & hers towels.

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Corporate Punishment.

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'Shirley makes money the old-fashioned way — she marries it.'

Gender Symbols

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

A shared passion

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."