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Unemployment .

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

International Women's Day.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Glass Ceiling

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

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'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

International Women's Day

Tucker Ratings Gold

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."