
"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."
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"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
Glance Exchange
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"What are you doing?"
"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."
'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
Nervous at a party.
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.
"Oh crap, my mood ring!"
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'
"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."
'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'
"I love people-watching."
Joe Hundredaire
Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!
"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"
Elegance & Social Distance
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