Gender Norms Explorer Gifts

'Real men have died out,,,there are only softies left,'

' ... The average American male ...'

Ask Sadie. My wife wants me to use a separate bathroom. Is she starting a trend? Thanks, Vijay. *Actual reader letter. This is absurd. Absolutely foolish. Nonsense. Men and women should share bathrooms? Men should use the woods like the animals they look up to! Happy Monday, evolutionarily inferior creature. And to you.

They're The Team To Beat.

A woman imagines growing a beard.

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Boys Cooking

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

'Shirley makes money the old-fashioned way — she marries it.'

Gender Symbols

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

'Little Suzy Home maker'

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

'Oh no, not you again,'

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."

The Dance Circa 1970

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

Land Of The Spokespersons

"Shall I be mother?"

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'Dad What is a transsexual'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"I'm transgander."