Gender Norms Explorer Gifts

'Real men have died out,,,there are only softies left,'

' ... The average American male ...'

They're The Team To Beat.

A woman imagines growing a beard.

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Boys Cooking

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Gender Symbols

'Shirley makes money the old-fashioned way — she marries it.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

'Little Suzy Home maker'

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

Land Of The Spokespersons

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

"Shall I be mother?"

'Oh no, not you again,'

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."

The Dance Circa 1970

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'Dad What is a transsexual'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'She's the main bread winner, she's on nine loaves a week.'

"The irony is that most men actually prefer to be treated as an object."

Woman reading about men whilst a man reads about women.

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'