Gender Insights Seeker Pillows

"...There just aren't many emotions that are socially 'correct' for men to express publicly."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"My preferred pronoun is they."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Boys Cooking

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Burlyesque

"Are you blushing?!"

'This is me at my most masculine.'

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

Gender Symbols

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"I threaten her masculinity."

*Sigh*

Gender equality: step up to a level playing field.

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

Primo Ballerino.

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"I think we made a lot of progress today."

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'