Gender Identity Advocates Mugs

'Oh, Pinocchio! All that fuss about becoming a real boy, and now you want to be a girl!?'

"That explains why there's no electricity between us."

"It looks like this one's for me..."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Getting to Know You

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Two doctors holding hands

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Men Win Again

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

Tucker Ratings Gold

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

"We don't put up with sexist behaviour here, I just want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."