Gender Identity Advocate Mugs

"I identify with shorter lines."

"Wait - I can explain!"

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."

Tern - Trans Tern - Cistern

"Hey, look - a nonbinary planet!"

'Fred Snack will be out for at least three months. He's having a sex-change operation.'

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"I'm intersex."

The First Unisex Rest Room

Transgender Bathroom

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Getting to Know You

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Men Win Again

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Two doctors holding hands

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Tucker Ratings Gold