Gender Gap Guru Mugs

She - Interpreter - He.

Kritik's Korner

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

Low standard of living

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

"Social distancing? That's avoiding the poor people isn't it?"

Baby boomers anthem.

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"You're a veteran, right grandpa? Maybe you can help me with my school report...what was General George Washington really like?"

The Crummiest Generation

"You know why men die earlier than women? Because they can."

"Having grown up and gone to school in uneventful times your mother and I both know what you're going through".