'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'
Gender Gagster Mugs
Start the day with a laugh! Our gender gagster-themed mugs are perfect for those who love humorous, witty statements—adding a playful touch to morning routines or office hours.
'No swimming. No breathing.'
Snowprov
Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.
Bubble Gum Farms.
'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'
Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'
'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'
Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)
'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'
Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist
'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'
The GODFATHER Ride 25¢
Mobsters at the Beach
'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'
"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"
Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'
'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'
"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"
Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.
"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."
Parachuting with Concrete Shoes
This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.
Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."
"Did you remember to whack the cat?"
'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'
'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'
"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."
'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'
'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'
"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"
The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.
Why did the chicken cross the mafia
"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."
'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'
Gender Gagster Mugs Collection
Gender Gagster Pillows
Discover our humorous pillows for the gender gagster—fun, witty decor for a creative and sassy home.
Gender Gagster Prints
Browse our selection of witty prints for the gender gagster to add a humorous touch to your art collection.
Gender Gagster T-Shirts
Check out our collection of gender gagster t-shirts—ideal for those who love to wear their wit on their sleeve.