Gender Fluid Advocate Gifts

"All clothes are unisex if you stop being a little b***h about it."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

International Women's Day.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Men Win Again

'Where were the wise women?'

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

Women's day 2021

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"One thing's for sure - it'll be a woman who invents the wheel!"

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

One Way - Yield

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'