Gender Equality Enthusiasts Gifts

"We welcome our first female employee - to make you feel more comfortable, we put some feminine hygiene products by the water cooler for you!"

The Best Man For The Job Is A WOman

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Gee, thanks pal."

The Working Woman's Magazine

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

Glass Ceiling

MLK

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"How is it gendered?"

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Men Win Again

Racial Profiling

'Where were the wise women?'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."