Gender Equality Consultant Gifts

"So how do you like working for a woman boss?"

"We don't have maternity leave, but our health plan covers contraceptives."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

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"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

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"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

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"We don't put up with sexist behaviour here, I just want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. I - The Parliamentary Female