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"Same story - boy becomes girl."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Trump Tower

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Should I wait till the tail stops wagging before I stick it with my fork?"

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

Tender Identity Crisis

Dudaism

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

Portions of the following program may offend women, but you guys are going to love it!

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

"I'm watching the presidential debate."

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

'Equality'

Bullets and Cowets

10 commandments if God was a Woman...

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

"Nato is brain dead!"

A father ignores his newborn to stare at a young midwife

'Then I remarked how good it was that the linebacker faked the blitz then dropped back into coverage. You should have seen his face. It was like I'd taken away his G.I Joe and put a dress on it.'

"No, ma'am. Perjury is not a woman's prerogative."

"I'm going away this weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"

"If women are from Venus and men are from Mars then I think he's from a skip outside the Burger Bar."

'You're a typical male chauvinist pig!' 'And you're feisty... I like that in my women.'