Bob has a hard time spotting a diamond in the rough.
Gem Collection Mugs
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The Missing Sock Returns
"I hear you bought a new classic car."
Venn Diagram: DIamonds
"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"
Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.
Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.
'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'
'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'
"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
Will you be mine?
Posh Easter Egg
'I let my merit badges do the talking.'
'It's a pterodactyl-house.'
The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.
"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"
'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'
'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'
'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'
Girl holding money.
On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?
A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.
"You have ice water in your veins."
"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"
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"I take it this is a very special occasion."
"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."
A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.
"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."
My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!
Missing Sock
Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.
My first Boyfriend.
'He tried to take away fuzzy bear.'
Not much, just chillin' with my Peeps. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-03-28).
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