Geisha Arts Admirer Pillows

Pinkerton and Madam Butterfly

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

1,572 Performances.

I Pagliacci

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"Those who can can, dance."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Genie Barbecue.

Can Can

Snowman Tattoo

Devil tattoo.

Tokyo City Limits

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

James Levine

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'

Spinning violinist

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

Roadie

Big Ballet Dancer.

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

I'm your biggest fan.