Geisha Arts Admirer Gifts

Pinkerton and Madam Butterfly

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

1,572 Performances.

I Pagliacci

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Tokyo City Limits

Snowman Tattoo

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

Genie Barbecue.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Devil tattoo.

Peter Gabriel

Can Can

"Those who can can, dance."

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

James Levine

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

Spinning violinist

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'

Roadie

Big Ballet Dancer.

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."