Geezer Humorist Mugs

Forget what those old coots told you...

Global Warmer 2000.

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A woman in prayer

Pi fight!

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Excommunicate Me.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'The stuff legends are made of'

"First, do no ham."

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Flight Into Egypt.

'I had a rough year in the market. I can't attract gold diggers anymore. The best I can hope for is a silver digger.'

'There are Jews, and then there are the JEWS who-turn-the- other-cheek.'

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"An 'eight' for technical merit, Pastor, but only a 'five' for originality."

Early Ram Raids

La Tour 2007.