Geek Gathering T-Shirts

Pocket protectors...

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Nerd tryouts.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Sexual chemistry set

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Big Data Tonight

"He's my school project for science class."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Board Game Hunter

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).