Geek For Evolution Pillows

"I'd be happy to be the Father of Science....but I hate the labcoat."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

A day at the transgenic races

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I think we may be related!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'