Geek At Heart Pillows

'He's thinking. That's like buffering.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Be careful. Any man who wears earplugs at the gym is liable to wear a pocket protector at work."

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

"Please log in to continue your shower experience."

Molecular Gastronomy Restaurant.

"It's obvious that they had no intelligent means of communication...."

Second lifeReal life.

'I've always been a geek. In high school I was voted least likely to suffer from jock itch.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Your e-mail in the computer

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

"I'm having one of those days where I can barely remember which conspiracy theory I'm obsessed with."

"I sent you a large file. It may take some time to download."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Digital Fomo!

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Star Wars convention...

Alpha males through the ages!

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"