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Gecko small talk: 'Whenever I stick to glass, I really amaze them.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Local Knowledge

"Quick, start the car!"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Ice fisher.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"River well stocked this year."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Man fishing with large bait

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"