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Gecko small talk: 'Whenever I stick to glass, I really amaze them.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Ice fisher.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"River well stocked this year."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"