Gdpr Enthusiast Mugs

Data retention?

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Hippie on the moon

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Notre Dame Phoenix

"Are you not infotained?!!"

'Yes, I would like to go on a second honeymoon, provided it was with my second husband!'

Truth In Education

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Monster chariot races

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

Only used once

"Mom!!"

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Notre Dame Fire

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."