Gaucho Mugs

The little-known guinea pig gauchos of the western Andes.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Wolf Karaoke

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

Important Muscles.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Ventriloquist Audition

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Footballer playing for time

Alpha males through the ages!

Net Neutrality

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

"This is all my own hair."

"It's garage music."

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

Barihunk

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"Now we have Nancy Pelosi's gazpacho police spying on members of Congress."

Jeans Styles

'Managers karaoke night'

Toxic Masculinity