Gatsby Spirit Prints

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

For services to Tourism. . .

The Sistine Chapel-circa 1512

"Good dog!"

'Team spirit, my ass.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

Born to be Wild

Bad Dog

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

'It's not good, coach. He'll be in therapy for the rest of the season.'

'Aahh yes, that's the spot!'

Football Drinks

Trike lowrider

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.