Gateway Guardian Giggler Prints

The Busy Gardener

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Clown God

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Yard Sale

Beginning Yarder.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'He never listened to his mother!'

'Where are you going?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Balding gnomes

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."