Gates Of Giggles Pillows

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

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'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

Must I also sing and dance?

Breakthrough by a comic

"Too righteous?"

"O.K., in three... two... one..."

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'

Beware Of The Hog...

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

'Daisys squirting-no punch line'

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

"This day and age it's necessary."

'We had this one dyed especially for you, Your Honor.'

'I'm afraid neither of my parents are at home... Are they Dad? '

A spoiled boy eating dinner.

Beware Electric Fence.

"Surely not guilty. Next case."

"You can always tell the pediatricians."