Gates Of Giggles Pillows

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

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J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"That's what we look like naked??"

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

Must I also sing and dance?

"Too righteous?"

"O.K., in three... two... one..."

Breakthrough by a comic

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'

Beware Of The Hog...

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

'Daisys squirting-no punch line'

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

"This day and age it's necessary."

You're making a mockery of justice, your honor. That's my turf! ! !

'We had this one dyed especially for you, Your Honor.'

'I'm afraid neither of my parents are at home... Are they Dad? '

A spoiled boy eating dinner.

"Surely not guilty. Next case."

"You can always tell the pediatricians."