Gated Getaway Lover Pillows

'Here we have a beach condo in a gated community on a barrier island - a great place to get away from the natives!'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Segregated Beach

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Energy saving mode

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

No early morning tea past this landing

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

The Queen on holiday

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','