Gated Community Enthusiasts Pillows

"Wow! Eligible bachelor living in a gated community."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

Accident-Prone Support Group.

Closed Thursdays.

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"If low wages were good for business, Bangladesh would have one of the best economies in the world."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Garage sale.

"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

2020 vs. 2023

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

"Gated communities are fine, but we just feel safer with a moat."

"Announcements about the Youth Club, Senoirs Club, Woman's Club, & Twelve Steps Programs are so long, I'll dispense with my sermon."

Census: 'Do you know who I am?'

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

Fear of success support group.

Hispanic child joining the lemonade stalls.

"Gram Panchayats failed. We have Instagram Panchayats."

Eve. A Gated Community