Gas Price Joker T-Shirts

'Hang on,I'm gonna' take it to a dollar fifty!!'

Rising Gas Prices

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

There's no real oil emergency...

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas eyedropper.

'Would you believe that I lost my job just because the banking regulatory authority said that I'm too greedy??!'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

'Instead of a medal, could you just give me a tax cut?'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Transporter Strikes in Spain

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

He asked for it!

Gas prices.

Vulture oil inc.

"What kind of security can we offer for the loan? With the rising prices on natural gas, my husband is worth an absolute fortune."

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

Vacation Options For Summer.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'

"I can't believe the cost of fuel! I save gas by car pooling. I drove my car into a pool. Now I walk!"

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Gas Prices Down

'How else am I supposed to afford gas for my SUV?'

"Now I wish the war had been about the oil."