Gas Mask Enthusiast Mugs

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Air Pollution

'I'm not worried about terrorists, I'm cleaning out the fridge.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Cougher

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Don't have a hot flush....

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Face Mask Romance

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

'Hand these out to the workforce.'

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Squeal like a pig!

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Tribal masks.

Covid-19, Mask Up

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'What is it, Gassy? Is Timmy in trouble?'

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"Frank, is that you?"

Bureaucrat

Mime Today / The Before Mime

Masky Christmas!

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

Theater on meds

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.