Gas Mask Collector Mugs

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

The new normal.

'Hand these out to the workforce.'

'What is it, Gassy? Is Timmy in trouble?'

Salmon with a gas mask.

Toxic Breath

"Look, John... Suzi got an A+ on her school report about the dangers of second-hand smoke!"

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

Lend me your ears

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"They were built during a pandemic."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Don't have a hot flush....

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Masquerade

Batman - Face ID

A Masked Ball

Squeal like a pig!

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

Cat Mask

Covid-19, Mask Up

Tribal masks.

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"