Garden Playtime Aficionado Mugs

'Want to help water the lawn?'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Garden Goddess.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Lawnmower

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Rocking Horse

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."