Garden Planning T-Shirts

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

"Looks like we found the issue."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

Prize vegetables.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

A Good Batch.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"We only got six days of funding."

baby sweetcorn...

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"